For everybody that knows me, they also know that for me,
Lowes is the home of devil. The everywhere-you-look-you-find-something-you-love
–devil; especially this time of the year. It’s as if they find every single
solitary color of flower, plant and bush they can and pile it all up at the entrance
to the garden department. As a matter of fact, it is spilling out of all most
every entrance orifice of the entire building
Bags and bags of dirt, every kind of dirt you could imagine
to be bought is there and just waiting to jump on your cart. Plain dirt, dirt
with all the stuff already in it to set your new flowers into pots without the
fuss and mess of mixing it up yourself. Fertilizer’s set-up right beside all
these stacks of dirt for anything you might want to boost for the highest
expectancy of bloom.
And right next to all of that, the gardening utensils. Hoes,
shovels, hand shovels, gloves, and gardening hats. Big floppy hats, stiff
safari hats – the choices and colors are endless. They give you every
opportunity upon arrival, to leave with everything you need to at least appear
as a professional gardener, even if you really have no idea what to do with it
all when you get home.
And the carts – they come in all sizes as well. The big heavy duty carts with rails are for the serious gardener who absolutely means business. The medium sized cart is probably best suited for the customer whose needs are more for a low maintenance lawn/garden. And the regular buggy carts – well in my humble opinion, those are meant for people who really didn’t come to get much of anything. They’re just lurkers who have wandered into that area, and really have no idea why they even ended up in lawn and garden.
And the carts – they come in all sizes as well. The big heavy duty carts with rails are for the serious gardener who absolutely means business. The medium sized cart is probably best suited for the customer whose needs are more for a low maintenance lawn/garden. And the regular buggy carts – well in my humble opinion, those are meant for people who really didn’t come to get much of anything. They’re just lurkers who have wandered into that area, and really have no idea why they even ended up in lawn and garden.
We of course, had the king daddy dog cart – because I knew
exactly what my mission was to be. We walked out of there with 8 green hanging-ferns,
2 planters with various flowers to fill-up my pots, and a huge bag of compost
dirt with all the special stuff already mixed.
Now here is the best part – I got to the check-out counter
and started flipping through my wallet looking for my debit card. I watched
from a side-ways glance at my husband who had been quiet mostly, as I had
previously piled all this stuff on my cart, but now appeared to be sweating
profusely and frowning as he waited for the final price announcement.
When low and behold, I found a card in there that was a
Lowes in-store-credit card! We had both totally forgotten about a wall heater
we had purchased last fall that didn’t work as we thought it should, and my
husband had returned it. Well, they don’t give cash-back, they give you one of
those cards.
Santa Claus suddenly appeared right there in the sunshine of
the lawn and garden center – my balance owed after swiping that card was $1.55!
What a wonderful forgotten surprise and happy spring to us!
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